About This Game Dark Shadows - Army of Evil is a Classic Medieval Fantasy First Person - Hack and Slash Game with a kind of old school look. StorySeptember 1362:An army of evil, named "Dark Shadows", have been ravaging the country like a plague of locusts for over a year and are frightening the people with their scary get-up. Most people still think they are monsters. But they are only in disguise. While you were away these monsters stormed the castle. A woman named Katerina has been kidnapped. It is not just any woman. You are in love with her. They’ve also taken all the gold. All the taxes. And weapons! You are the only one who can help Katarina. You must hurry and follow them before they do something to her. GameplayClassic Hack and Slash Game:The player fights his way through 19 levels. Various weapons will be available. They can be found in different levels. Everything begins moderately and you need to find some keys and a sword. After the first level the game turns into a hack'n slash game. Most of the time, the player has to fight against enemies. But he has to do also other little things and must solve certain problems. You need keyboard and mouse. FeaturesThis game is an indie game with a kind of old school look.It is also supporting SSAO and Bloom Shader effects. 19 Levels and 18 Weapons Single Player 3D Realtime Cinematic Blood Splatter Scenes 6d5b4406ea Title: Dark Shadows - Army of EvilGenre: Action, Indie, RPGDeveloper:Burian Media EnterprisesPublisher:Burian Media EnterprisesRelease Date: 11 Mar, 2014 Dark Shadows - Army Of Evil Download For Pc [Password] Let me put this in simple terms.. the Atari's original Donkey Kong is a better game.... I bought this game as a competition to see how \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 games could get. All of my friends games got blown out of the water, the window, the world, and the universe.Okay, so the game-play......oh boy, where do i start?You think the first 5 minutes of skyrim is boring? oh god, most of my hours was completing the first damn level. I couldn't find the required items without using a guide, and even using the guide was difficult. It took me 30 Minutes to find the sword (what you require) using a guide. The map is so large for finding one damn thing, and the rest of the last level? you guessed, finding keys to unlock doors to give you more keys. There is really only one good part of the game, the buggy mechanics. I BHOPed all over the castle and killed myself laughing from the mechanics more then what i did do the finding. Also, there are dead civilians, not scary at least since there is one death face, even for females. and that death face is a males face."Lord gaben, next time, could you please recommend me a better game then this 0.5% completed game? Thank you lord, lord gaben". There isn't a whole lot more that can be said about this game that hasn't already been said. It's bad. Not even fun bad, just plain old regular BAD. But let's go over it, shall we?First, the graphics. Everyone knows this. Take one look at the screenshots, it's not too difficult to tell how utterly atrocious they are. The game's description on Steam says that the game has an old-school look to it, (or something like that, I can't be bothered to look up the exact quote) but old-school doesn't even begin to describe it. Castlevania is old-school. Zelda 64 is old-school. Doom is old-school. This game's graphics, on the other hand, just look like they were\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665out by the leftovers from Morrowind, which in my admitedly unpopular opinion, has not aged well at all.Second, let's talk about the controls. You can't keybind anything. You can make some adjustments to mouse sensitivity, and invert the mouse's Y axis, but that's it. Don't like the layout? Well, \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 you. Your character's movement, too, is just weird in general. Movement is very sluggish. Everything seems a bit zoomed in, but if you zoom out, it still just feels nauseating. Combat, if you've got the patience to even get to it (I'll get back to that), is painfully bare. There's no strategy involved whatsoever. Hit your enemy, pull back, then go back in for another hit. Rinse and repeat.Third, let's talk about the story. What's the story? A bunch of monsters and\/or people in scary get-up have been ravaging the land, and got into the castle. They killed all the guards, and took all the money, taxes (yes, taxes), and swords. Also, they took this guy's sister, and you better save her, because you're in love with her. The only image we see of said woman is awkwardly animated, with flailing arms and a grand total of one facial expression. Now normally I wouldn't complain too much about the damsel in distress trope, overused though it may be, but the way this game goes about it is just stupid, to the point where I had to stop after the cutscene to finish laughing. Basic isn't even the word, bad is closer to what I'm looking for.Okay, now here's the big one. How would you expect a fantasy hack and slash video game to open? A tutorial level? Sure. What's in the tutorial level? A few low-level baddies for you to kill, with a few different weapons to try out? Nah, that'd just be asinine. Instead, let's have the tutorial level be a stupidly complex find the key quest, in an overly large castle? Yup, that sounds good to me. Yeah, no litterally, the FIRST instructions you are given in the game are to find a bunch of keys so you can get a sword. But it's not like you just find one key and get your reward. A key opens a door, which opens a chest, which gives you some unnecessary item, which lets you get another key, which THEN lets you get the sword. And all of it is separated between different rooms in this quite large castle.All this makes the game seem REALLY bad. It is. But the worst thing about this game, I repeat, the WORST thing about this game is nothing I have mentioned thus far. What\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665me off most about this game is that Barnabas Collins didn't even get a single appearance. Or Quentin, or Angelique. 0\/10 Worst Game Ever.No, but really, what's with the title, guys? It's not some super obscure thing, Dark Shadows was pretty dang popular back in its day. And okay, even if you didn't know about the show, how could you completely avoid the recent shipwreck of a remake Tim Burton\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665out a couple years ago? That's a lawsuit waiting to happen there.. run fast from this one. This is a good game, but you control the game at all. It has too many Key board key's to remember.
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